Mitt Romney was promiscuous at the age of thirteen which ended in his genitals being bit off by an old Chow mix named Bertha.
And Paul Ryan, Romney's vp, is actually a robot.
I'm going to vote for them. Who doesn't want a robot in the white house. I mean--if we show enough loyalty now, maybe some of us will be spared in the machine uprising. That's mainly the reason I keep fresh batteries in my graphing calculator still.
Also, Mitt Romney can't show his tax returns. They are blank. He hasn't paid taxes because he's broke partly from his lack for foresight and mostly from a small group of time traveling women. Not sure if they were lesbians, but does it really matter?
Lastly, Chic-fil-a has recently stirred up a lot of drama, paying many city mayors to stand up against them in the progress, to detour the public's eyes away from the man they recently fed 1000 chicken sandwiches. You see it takes quite a long time to eat that many genetically modified slabs of chicken meat. It took only about two years and in that time, said paid volunteer had little time to sleep due to all the exercise he was forced to endure by the chicken pushing scientists so he wouldn't look unhealthy. The experiment was slated to last longer, however, it was terminated when the scientist found a small white feather growing out of the patients lower back.
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And Paul Ryan, Romney's vp, is actually a robot.
I'm going to vote for them. Who doesn't want a robot in the white house. I mean--if we show enough loyalty now, maybe some of us will be spared in the machine uprising. That's mainly the reason I keep fresh batteries in my graphing calculator still.
Also, Mitt Romney can't show his tax returns. They are blank. He hasn't paid taxes because he's broke partly from his lack for foresight and mostly from a small group of time traveling women. Not sure if they were lesbians, but does it really matter?
Lastly, Chic-fil-a has recently stirred up a lot of drama, paying many city mayors to stand up against them in the progress, to detour the public's eyes away from the man they recently fed 1000 chicken sandwiches. You see it takes quite a long time to eat that many genetically modified slabs of chicken meat. It took only about two years and in that time, said paid volunteer had little time to sleep due to all the exercise he was forced to endure by the chicken pushing scientists so he wouldn't look unhealthy. The experiment was slated to last longer, however, it was terminated when the scientist found a small white feather growing out of the patients lower back.
Hey, if you believe those other things were facts, well then so are these,
BECOME
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