So I've heard about the idea that millennials or generation y is cheap and they don't want to buy houses or new cars. I later heard that car salesmen don't know how to sell to millennials. Now this is what it comes down to. They don't know how to lie to the customer any more. -Maybe you should take some notes from the Romney campaign- So people have changed. Why can you be upset? You increased the cost of everything and then whine that you can't sell you're precious gas-guzzling suv's... Come on. Let me lay out the time table for you, fuckers.
1. Economy has forced you: the parent generation, into a hole. You feel you have to buy things and ramp up your own debt because you think you need that new car. And you'll complain about the cost of the cable bill, but you won't have it disconnected. I mean what would the background noise of the house be then? And you wonder why your children don't want to have family time. Because it's boring. You're just going to watch tv and fall sleep in that chair again. Too tired to play a board game or shoot, even a video game with your child (because at least that is interactive). It's your fault. Kids stuck to the tv and won't go outside like you did as a kid? Because you got them addicted. The games are providing what you can't, interaction. And the tv does to them what it does to you. You went outside as a kid because you were forced to and there wasn't tv like there is now. So you are in debt and your kids find you utterly boring. All your fault.
2. Getting the first car. Let's go back to you are in debt so we have to get something we can afford. An old shit stain car or something nice. But that something nice is going to be around a while because we have to pay for the it entirely with our minimum wage jobs. Sometimes the first car doesn't come until later. (note: if you pay for everything for your kids and have plenty of money, these problems don't concern you. You, however, are the problem for everyone else. Greedy bastard)
3. College. We are all told we have to go to college. You'll get a job that way. You'll learn what you need to. You'll find your spouse in college. Most of these are lies. You don't have to go. It does make finding a job easier. But after college you don't want that job. You'd rather have something in the career you chose. But those aren't hiring. And you had to pay for college because there aren't enough financial aid because the parent generation voted them away and decided to raise the cost of education. That's a double whammy.
4. Moving out. It's believed after college you'd move out and be on your own. Some people can do that. But most can't. Because there's nothing hiring above minumum wage, so it's back to the parents house. And back to the rules of not going out late, telling them exactly what you are going to be doing, and setting up like three back up numbers or something. ugh.
5. Buying a house. Yeah. Those are expensive. Unless you want the ones the bank took away. But then you may have to deal with squatters and it's likely to be in terrible shape. With student loan payments and all other expenses, I'm looking at you wedding costs, there isn't much financial wiggle room.
6. New car. Same as before. Plus a lot of the pricks trying to sell them are lying out their asses. Hello! I'm more likely to buy something if I can trust you because you are telling me the truth. But honestly, we may live in places where we don't need a car. Living in a big city sometimes means having a car is more work.
So before you get all hoity toity and say, "Oh millinials are cheep," you need to think. And then if you still say it... you'll need to watch your back. Because we roll 99 deep. Percent that is. Bitch.
1. Economy has forced you: the parent generation, into a hole. You feel you have to buy things and ramp up your own debt because you think you need that new car. And you'll complain about the cost of the cable bill, but you won't have it disconnected. I mean what would the background noise of the house be then? And you wonder why your children don't want to have family time. Because it's boring. You're just going to watch tv and fall sleep in that chair again. Too tired to play a board game or shoot, even a video game with your child (because at least that is interactive). It's your fault. Kids stuck to the tv and won't go outside like you did as a kid? Because you got them addicted. The games are providing what you can't, interaction. And the tv does to them what it does to you. You went outside as a kid because you were forced to and there wasn't tv like there is now. So you are in debt and your kids find you utterly boring. All your fault.
2. Getting the first car. Let's go back to you are in debt so we have to get something we can afford. An old shit stain car or something nice. But that something nice is going to be around a while because we have to pay for the it entirely with our minimum wage jobs. Sometimes the first car doesn't come until later. (note: if you pay for everything for your kids and have plenty of money, these problems don't concern you. You, however, are the problem for everyone else. Greedy bastard)
3. College. We are all told we have to go to college. You'll get a job that way. You'll learn what you need to. You'll find your spouse in college. Most of these are lies. You don't have to go. It does make finding a job easier. But after college you don't want that job. You'd rather have something in the career you chose. But those aren't hiring. And you had to pay for college because there aren't enough financial aid because the parent generation voted them away and decided to raise the cost of education. That's a double whammy.
4. Moving out. It's believed after college you'd move out and be on your own. Some people can do that. But most can't. Because there's nothing hiring above minumum wage, so it's back to the parents house. And back to the rules of not going out late, telling them exactly what you are going to be doing, and setting up like three back up numbers or something. ugh.
5. Buying a house. Yeah. Those are expensive. Unless you want the ones the bank took away. But then you may have to deal with squatters and it's likely to be in terrible shape. With student loan payments and all other expenses, I'm looking at you wedding costs, there isn't much financial wiggle room.
6. New car. Same as before. Plus a lot of the pricks trying to sell them are lying out their asses. Hello! I'm more likely to buy something if I can trust you because you are telling me the truth. But honestly, we may live in places where we don't need a car. Living in a big city sometimes means having a car is more work.
So before you get all hoity toity and say, "Oh millinials are cheep," you need to think. And then if you still say it... you'll need to watch your back. Because we roll 99 deep. Percent that is. Bitch.
